also i need to stop coming home smelling like cigarettes because if my mama finds out i smoke occasionally shit will go down
i took off my wedges because it was raining and i had to walk around the back but then i realised my driveway is all stones so i had to put them back on life is a mess
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
“I don’t understand women/men” is just another way of saying “I don’t understand how to enter/maintain a healthy relationship” but shifting the blame onto somebody else.
i look slutty but not slutty enough
also i put shimmer moisturiser on my legs so now theyre hairy AND sparkly
boys watch out
why would you wanna lick your elbow anyway