i am a hot mess

r-u-thunderstorms:

Submarine (2010)

reblogged from r-u-thunderstorms,
posted 11 hours ago on 25/5/2013 with 49 notes

also i need to stop coming home smelling like cigarettes because if my mama finds out i smoke occasionally shit will go down

i took off my wedges because it was raining and i had to walk around the back but then i realised my driveway is all stones so i had to put them back on life is a mess

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

reblogged from bmoburns, originally buttlid
posted 17 hours ago on 24/5/2013 with 61,213 notes

being a drunk bitch is HARD

im trying to drink a lot so im drunk but dang

tieme-takeme:

“I don’t understand women/men” is just another way of saying “I don’t understand how to enter/maintain a healthy relationship” but shifting the blame onto somebody else.

reblogged from molhouse, originally tieme-takeme
posted 17 hours ago on 24/5/2013 with 109 notes

i look slutty but not slutty enough
also i put shimmer moisturiser on my legs so now theyre hairy AND sparkly
boys watch out

biteandsting:

Woah

reblogged from biteandsting,
posted 19 hours ago on 24/5/2013 with 11 notes

clockworksexual:

why would you wanna lick your elbow anyway

reblogged from la-nue, originally clockworksexual
posted 20 hours ago on 24/5/2013 with 22,939 notes

Mums bakin a baked dinner and I want it NOW